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英语打油诗

  A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.

  The a-lines should have five feet, while the b-lines have only three feet.

  It is normally, but not always light or humorous.[由www.telnote.cn整理]

  A Day Challenge

  You take up the challenge to write,女生签名

  then stay up all day and all night.

  To think of a verse

  can be a real curse.悲伤签名

  You want all the words to be right.

  Don't worry if your words sound daft.

  Remember it's only a draft

  and then if you're wise

  next month you'll revi

  Interesting Poems

  Roses are red, Violets are blue.

  Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

  Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

  Not in cage but laughing at you.

  *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

  Twinkle Twinkle little star

  You should know what you are

  And once you know what you are

  Mental hospital is not so far.

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  LIMERICK

  A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.

  The a-lines should have five feet, while the b-lines have only three feet.

  It is normally, but not always light or humorous.

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  A Day Challenge

  You take up the challenge to write,

  then stay up all day and all night.

  To think of a verse

  can be a real curse.

  You want all the words to be right.

  Don't worry if your words sound daft.

  Remember it's only a draft

  and then if you're wise

  next month you'll revise

  and wonder if others have laughed.

  You might have enough for a book.

  If you haven't, don't cry or sook.

  Sit down and write more

  than you did before.

  When it's published I'll have a look.

  I wish you success with your dreams.

  It's easy if we work in teams

  so all in due course

  lets give it more sauce.

  It isn't as tough as it seems.

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  Kitchen Capers

  There’s capers afoot in the kitchen.

  The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’,

  It drank two pints of ale,

  Then lapped up a cocktail,

  Danced a jig then said, “It’s bewitchin’.”

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  Why?

  Two towers crashed down from the sky

  Causing innocent people to die

  Terror and war

  What is it for?

  I never will understand why

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  Monique

  There once was a girl called Monique

  She had such a perfect physique

  Her bust is so round

  But mine can't be found

  Beside her I feel quite a freak

  *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

  A Limerick for Paul

  A middle aged man called Paul

  Said 'No' when his angel did call

  Please go away

  I want to stay

  I'm living and having a ball

  I know that I'll meet you one day

  But for now just please go away

  I'm writing a book

  If you want you can look

  Just go and let me have my say

  I'm good you can check with my wife

  But sometimews I find I'm in strife

  Don't pinch my car

  Or you won't get far

  And I'll make you pay with your life

  I don't want to meet the Grim Reaper

  But he seems to think he's my keeper

  Now's not my time

  I'm busy with rhyme

  He'll just have to dig that grave deeper

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  Christine

  There once was a girl called Christine

  She smoked far too much nicotine

  She coughed and she spluttered

  The Doc came and muttered

  She has to go in quarantine

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  Bertie and Gertie

  A couple called Bertie and Gertie

  Said life will begin when you're thirty

  You lose inhibition

  Try any position

  Enjoy getting flirty and dirty

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  Ask

  Don't read your teenagers diary

  Life at home could bee fiery

  It's an easier task

  More respectful to ask

  Just make a discreet enquiry

  The rain makes all things beautiful.

  The grass and flowers too.

  If rain makes all things beautiful

  Why doesn't it rain on you?

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  I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

  I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.

  I wrote your name on my heart

  i got Heart Attack

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  God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

  He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi

  He saw me in dark, he created light

  He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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  When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness

  and if after you pray and you're still in darkness,please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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